when he suddenly cums on your face

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when you meet up with a hot person in the kim k game to talk business but isnt interested in dating you

It broke the iTunes record before it was even promoted though

It broke the iTunes record before it was even promoted though

postsonurfacee:

Cleopatra is black -.-

there’s no proof thoughshe’s for sure greek, but it’s unknown if she was mixed

postsonurfacee:

Cleopatra is black -.-

there’s no proof though
she’s for sure greek, but it’s unknown if she was mixed

neptunain:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

And no lies were told

And no lies were told

mermaids-and-witches:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

^shes funny who cares

i guess if it’s funny, it’s not offensive!